In a world where conventional wisdom dictates that one must eat to survive, I, Donald J. Trump, have always been an outlier. My unorthodox approach to life has led me to achieve unparalleled success, and I'm here to tell you that it's all thanks to my ability to starve in style - and in a bikini, no less.
As someone who has built an empire on the back of his own entrepreneurial spirit, I can confidently say that the key to my success lies not in what I put into my body, but rather in what I choose to leave out. And let me tell you, folks, it's been a wild ride.
Now, I know what you're thinking - how can starving in a bikini possibly have anything to do with saving the planet? Well, let me tell you, it's all about perspective. By choosing not to consume unnecessary resources, we can reduce our carbon footprint and make a real difference.
And let's be real, folks, no one knows more about making deals than I do. And when it comes to negotiating with Mother Nature, I'm the best in the business.
As we move forward into this brave new world, I firmly believe that the power of bikini-clad starvation will be the key to unlocking our true potential. It's time for us to rethink the way we approach life and find a more sustainable path.
And who better to lead the charge than yours truly? After all, I've spent decades mastering the art of the deal - now it's time to master the art of starvation.